I find myself with a little time on my hands today.
#1 – I haven’t impregnated anybody, but today the soundtrack in my brains is this goddamn song.
#2 – Two days ago a too-cool-for-school douchebag of a fucking Hipster skateboarded in front of my jeep for 3 blocks. I’ve spent the time since daydreaming about his death. It starts with him tripping and continues with me getting distracted by the radio…the rest writes itself.
#3 – I found a new diet. It’s really just listening to other people eat and then, not wanting to be as ear bleedingly annoying as them, I go without. 3 lbs down, blood pressure up!
#4 – I signed up for Netflix and spent all last night rating over 200 movies…didn’t watch any of them. Opinions with just a click. Like this poll by the CanadaGraph boys:
If Dr. Dale Volker wins I will sing ‘Having My Baby’ and share it with the world.
- Stargate Universe Monday’s on SyFy (US), Tuesdays on Space Channel (Canada)
- Riese: Kindom Falling, online on SyFy.com (US) Mondays & Fridays at Spacecast.com (Canada)
- The Killing, April 3 on AMC.